Horse Throat at the Laundrymat

[Drift]

DAR-BEE - derby > if it wants to be pronounced darby then dont spell it derby

[Zeldy]

Im always spelling another as 'anouther' I seriously don't know why ;___; Its just something Ive grown up doing.

[Bunny]

Oh oh oh!

Colour for color.

GET WITH THE TIMES <s>FOLKS</s> CHAPS. And while you're at it, stop using the metric system.

Thanks for reminding me, Zeldy. You're perfect just the way you are.

[Quindiana Jones]

Oh I'm sorry, is my history wrong? Was it the Americans that were using the language first and colonised England, and it's the English who have messed around with it?

Silly me. I'd better go give myself thirty lashings.

Oh yeah. I hate it when people use "to" instead of "too", and when people write "fourty". DROP THE DAMN U.

[Bunny]

DROP THE DAMN U.

That's all I'm saying, Mr. Quin.

[Quindiana Jones]

I knew I'd regret saying that.

[Bunny]

It's not to late to take it back!

(SPOILER)hehehe

[Quindiana Jones]

NEVER! I EMBRACE OUR CONFUSING EXCEPTIONS!

That's another thing. You wear BRACERS on your arms, and BRACES on your torso/teeth. If anyone says they're getting BRACERS I'll slap them. Unless, of course, they are actually buying bracers. In which case I salute them, because most people look like idiots when they wear them.

[Bunny]

I have never heard someone mistake the two of those in all of my long years. I have heard people mistake acception for exception though.

That's just giggly-fun.

[DK]

Mustache!
I know it's right but...WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT SPELLS moustache... ;_;

You're not

I did have one, but I forgot what it was.

[Nominus Experse]

BoLth

It is both. There never was, and never will, be a cursed L in the word both.

[Dr Aum]

Bolth

It is both. There never was, and never will, be a cursed L in the word both.

I actually have one friend who pronounces a number of O sounds like that (phone, home, stone, &c.). She voices it too far back in her throat and it ends up sounding like a cross between a Boston accent and a warble.

And more on topic, the malapropisms that agonize me the most are the usual ones--your, their, bla bla bla.

[oddler]

I love it when people spell grammar as grammer.

You suck the red pill. I was going to say that one.

OK, um... how about this:

First of all i don't watch the english verson anymore because of Joey's crush on Mai episodes fusied into one they skipped the 1st season on how the 4 met and they even edit Yugi's mother forceing us to think Mai is his mother. and second you are not thread started and to not a joke it is a what if.

I know it's not a prime example but, hey, it's darn funny.

[rubah]

"Hey guys, I had an ideal!"

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Calm, when people say cawlm instead of keeping the L silent, and saying calm. It just infuriates me. Everyone who tells me to cawlm down gets thrown through the window.