I can't believe he's still alive

[Citizen Bleys]

so where's the old dust farter anyways?

What the hell is a "dust farter?"

For his birthday we got him a tiger.

It ate him :/

She was a tiger all right :rowr:

happy happy b b

Clinical studies have shown that overuse of the smiley leads to syphilis.

Happy birthday, ye multitentacled god of yore.

I think you have me confused with Kishi.

PS I'm uncreative.

That's because you're stupid.

sweet docile lil' kitten

Dear madam,

Kindly die in a fire

Happy birthday, Mr. Crazy Bleysie.

*insert witty comment that somehow makes use of that COMPLETE LACK OF MATERIAL*

What makes you believe he's still alive?

"That is not dead which can eternal lie
And with strange aeons even death may die"

Besides, as long as there is hate in the world, I can never truly die.

Happy birthday, Plushiebunny!

Blow it out yer arse, you human case of hemorrhoids.