Quote Originally Posted by Chakan the forever man View Post
I need help getting past the first stage of The Adventures of Bat-Man & Robin, I downloaded the Rom game for the SNES and I don't have the instruction manual. However, I figured out most of the mechanics of the game.
There is no second stage to Batman and Robin cause god hates you. In fact all comic book based video games were created as a form of punishment by god. As well as video game movies, the opposite sex, religion and spicy foods were all created by a wrathful god in order to punish us for the simple reason of existing.

Quote Originally Posted by Chemical View Post
Can I call you Lucy? And if I do does that demonstrate behaviour that may uncover the depths of my psyche.


By the way - did you know Freud is a kind of fish?
I've been called worse and no, it does not say anything about your psyche but rather your age.

Your comment on useless facts speaks volume of your psyche though. Take some aspirin, stop watching educational shows and hopefully no one will die in the next few days.

Quote Originally Posted by Giga Guess View Post
Doctor, I have the uncontrollable urge to make wild uncontrollable mansecks with you! Is this because of my abandonment issues, and codependent nature, or an I just easy.
You're just easy and I'm sexy. I could easily tell that you wanted to take me to your secret clubhouse where you would do horrible things to me young and beautiful body... old people express their love in such twisted ways I'm afraid.

Quote Originally Posted by Iri Valentine View Post
Doctor, I seem to have an attraction to complete a*holes. Why is this?
Most woman date assholes cause they have an overabundance of confidence which women find attractive. Women seek out two types of mates, the type they can settle down with which are those that have the qualities of being dependable, self-driven, and generally compassionate.

The other type are the more attractive and have a grand deal of confidence which woman find sexy but only see these type of men as a fling at best. Women desire confidence from both types but it's obvious that attractive assholes have more than enough and love to flaunt it.

I suggest that you try to learn more about the people you date before you date them. If for anything, so you don't waste your time on trying to find the "one".

If you have no intention of settling down and assholes are just your "thing". I recommend you date me immediately