I do not do the following:

I do NOT write Walkthroughs on Video Games.

I do NOT post videos on Youtube, except for one really lame one.

I do NOT moderate any Web Forums, except for one forum that Genji spammed the hell out of.

I do NOT design any web pages, though I have in the past, and it wasn't very good.

I do NOT make signatures, except for the one I have right now and the "Eat a Chocobo" signature I use in April.

I do NOT make online flash games.

I do NOT go to Ebaumsworld.com, except for one time when I was banned from the forums for the reason "Reason not found".

I do NOT sex up Rubah over the internet, or anyone else on EoFF, or any other forum.

I do NOT show sexism online, except for that one thread about Gender Boundaries, in which I failed at not being sexist.

I do NOT show racism online.

I do NOT condone violence online, except for when someone stupid invades my internets.

I do NOT play Ragnarok Online, except for one time when I had fun changing the music of the game.

I do NOT watch anime online, except for that Dragon Ball Z video "The Balls are Inert" and "Over 9000!".

I do NOT eat stuff online, as that is impossible.

I do NOT play my PSP online.

I do NOT play my Wii Online.

I do NOT play my DS Online.

I do NOT play my PS2 Online.

I DO play Phantasy Star Online.

I do NOT eat pie online.

I do NOT recommend killing people online.

I do NOT like Jack Thompson online, because then he goes Gamefaqs on you.

I do NOT order T-Shirts online, but I'm thinking of going to custom inks to get my Avatar on a shirt.