WHAT DOTH THY MEAN 'IT'S NOT 4 PM'?

[Ouch!]

I can only remember one dream from the past five years. One morning, I woke up absolutely horrified. As far as I can remember, I was editing some story or another. Fiction, I think. Anyway, the grammar was atrocious. That, however, was not what upset me. I awakened in a state of utter terror because the last paragraph I read before I woke from the sickness in the pit of my stomach was organized in a laundry list style detailng the actions of the main character.

I cannot decide whether or not I should be ashamed of this.

[Rengori]

I can only remember one dream from the past five years. One morning, I woke up absolutely horrified. As far as I can remember, I was editing some story or another. Fiction, I think. Anyway, the grammar was atrocious. That, however, was not what upset me. I awakened in a state of utter terror because the last paragraph I read before I woke from the sickness in the pit of my stomach was organized in a laundry list style detailng the actions of the main character.

I cannot decide whether or not I should be ashamed of this.

Yes.

[KH-Cloudy]

I normally don't remember my dreams.

But there was a time when I woke up in the middle of the night and couldn't move. It was freaky... I tried moving my arm to look at my watch and see what time it was but it wouldn't move. Then I tried moving my legs but they were frozen in place as well, and then I started kind of freaking out. You know how your lungs just kind of work without really needing to think about it, and most of the time you don't really notice it? I tried taking a deep breath, but as soon as I became conscious of my lungs they stopped moving until I passed out.
And then I woke up later, perfectly fine... but it was probably the creepiest night I've ever had O_0

Aye, that has happend to me too. I thought I was dead

[The Mog Ninja]

I keep having dreams where I get a lot of money and I go splurging and giving it away (Jeez in my dreams I'm a chump). I get dissapointed when I wake up and don't have cool stuff.

SAME!!!!

Once I had a dream where there was a man running down the street, throwing people in a sack. He got me.

I had another one I have named "Gay Tarzan World". It was me and every other boy I knew naked swinging on vines. I was like O.o and had to jump off a cliff TWICE to die and wake up.

Those sort of dreams are the ones I have.

[Rengori]

I had another one I have named "Gay Tarzan World". It was me and every other boy I knew naked swinging on vines. I was like O.o and had to jump off a cliff TWICE to die and wake up.

It's okay to come out of the closet you know.

[Captain Maxx Power]

My dreams are always strange, often frightening and occassionally depressing. I rarely have "happy" dreams. Case in point last night. I dreamt I was at school (as in pre-teenager school, in my country we call it Primary school) and was part of a lecture, and for some reason there were a bunch of really famous Jazz musicians in the audience but I didn't know who they were and kept asking. Anyways, after that had finished I went outside to wait to be picked up by my mom. But she wasn't there and it was very dark, cold and raining. I preceeded to wake up feeling extremely depressed and melancholy for the days of my youth. Thank you stupid ass brain for reminding me of the darkening inevitability of the passage of time. Appreciated, really.

[The Mog Ninja]

I had another one I have named "Gay Tarzan World". It was me and every other boy I knew naked swinging on vines. I was like O.o and had to jump off a cliff TWICE to die and wake up.

It's okay to come out of the closet you know.

I'm not gay. Which is one of the reasons why when I woke up I was like "WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!>@!?@!@#!2"

[Captain Maxx Power]

I had another one I have named "Gay Tarzan World". It was me and every other boy I knew naked swinging on vines. I was like O.o and had to jump off a cliff TWICE to die and wake up.

It's okay to come out of the closet you know.

I'm not gay. Which is one of the reasons why when I woke up I was like "WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!>@!?@!@#!2"

Yeah sure, absolutely. In exactly the same way that my constant dreams of darkness and abandonment don't mean I have a deep seeded depression, your jungle antics with all those tight, sweaty lioncloths doesn't mean your gay. O far from it.

[blackmage_nuke]

I dreamt that everytime i woke up and sat up i'd suddenly fall asleep again and be lying down again, no matter how many times i try to get up i just phase out and im back in bed. I couldnt even scream for help. This happened about 30 times before i gave up and just decided to die there and hope someone found me before then and took me to hospital or something when i didnt get up. Then when i gave up i woke up (for real)

Then i went back to sleep...

Once i dreamt it was 23:00 but day time then i realised i was on a planet with only 17 hour days and after some calculations (which i forgot) it was really 10:00 (but not really)

[The Mog Ninja]

I had another one I have named "Gay Tarzan World". It was me and every other boy I knew naked swinging on vines. I was like O.o and had to jump off a cliff TWICE to die and wake up.

It's okay to come out of the closet you know.

I'm not gay. Which is one of the reasons why when I woke up I was like "WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!>@!?@!@#!2"

Yeah sure, absolutely. In exactly the same way that my constant dreams of darkness and abandonment don't mean I have a deep seeded depression, your jungle antics with all those tight, sweaty lioncloths doesn't mean your gay. O far from it.

They had no loincloths. They were all just completely naked. And I'M NOT GAY!!!!!

[demondude]

I had another one I have named "Gay Tarzan World". It was me and every other boy I knew naked swinging on vines. I was like O.o and had to jump off a cliff TWICE to die and wake up.

It's okay to come out of the closet you know.

I'm not gay. Which is one of the reasons why when I woke up I was like "WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!>@!?@!@#!2"

Yeah sure, absolutely. In exactly the same way that my constant dreams of darkness and abandonment don't mean I have a deep seeded depression, your jungle antics with all those tight, sweaty lioncloths doesn't mean your gay. O far from it.

They had no loincloths. They were all just completely naked. And I'M NOT GAY!!!!!

That just makes things worse.

[The Mog Ninja]

I had another one I have named "Gay Tarzan World". It was me and every other boy I knew naked swinging on vines. I was like O.o and had to jump off a cliff TWICE to die and wake up.

It's okay to come out of the closet you know.

I'm not gay. Which is one of the reasons why when I woke up I was like "WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!>@!?@!@#!2"

Yeah sure, absolutely. In exactly the same way that my constant dreams of darkness and abandonment don't mean I have a deep seeded depression, your jungle antics with all those tight, sweaty lioncloths doesn't mean your gay. O far from it.

They had no loincloths. They were all just completely naked. And I'M NOT GAY!!!!!

That just makes things worse.

I AM NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[demondude]

I had another one I have named "Gay Tarzan World". It was me and every other boy I knew naked swinging on vines. I was like O.o and had to jump off a cliff TWICE to die and wake up.

It's okay to come out of the closet you know.

I'm not gay. Which is one of the reasons why when I woke up I was like "WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!>@!?@!@#!2"

Yeah sure, absolutely. In exactly the same way that my constant dreams of darkness and abandonment don't mean I have a deep seeded depression, your jungle antics with all those tight, sweaty lioncloths doesn't mean your gay. O far from it.

They had no loincloths. They were all just completely naked. And I'M NOT GAY!!!!!

That just makes things worse.

I AM NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay I believe you.

[The Mog Ninja]

I had another one I have named "Gay Tarzan World". It was me and every other boy I knew naked swinging on vines. I was like O.o and had to jump off a cliff TWICE to die and wake up.

It's okay to come out of the closet you know.

I'm not gay. Which is one of the reasons why when I woke up I was like "WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!>@!?@!@#!2"

Yeah sure, absolutely. In exactly the same way that my constant dreams of darkness and abandonment don't mean I have a deep seeded depression, your jungle antics with all those tight, sweaty lioncloths doesn't mean your gay. O far from it.

They had no loincloths. They were all just completely naked. And I'M NOT GAY!!!!!

That just makes things worse.

I AM NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay I believe you.

No you don't.

P.S. Quote pyramids PWN

[demondude]

Of course I don't. :rolleyes2