WHAT DOTH THY MEAN 'IT'S NOT 4 PM'?

[The Mog Ninja]

I had another one I have named "Gay Tarzan World". It was me and every other boy I knew naked swinging on vines. I was like O.o and had to jump off a cliff TWICE to die and wake up.

It's okay to come out of the closet you know.

I'm not gay. Which is one of the reasons why when I woke up I was like "WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!>@!?@!@#!2"

Yeah sure, absolutely. In exactly the same way that my constant dreams of darkness and abandonment don't mean I have a deep seeded depression, your jungle antics with all those tight, sweaty lioncloths doesn't mean your gay. O far from it.

They had no loincloths. They were all just completely naked. And I'M NOT GAY!!!!!

That just makes things worse.

I AM NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!