Did I tell you how I seduced Rye?

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Hello! Here we have a history and hopeful hereafter, handed out by a humble human not held by habit or horrors, but a hero of honesty and held hypotheses. Having his friend in his heart he hungers for her hugs and holds homilies hindering and humiliating those who harmonize against his holding her in friendship, and who hence hamper his and her happiness. However, harbor not hopelessness but have faith in his handsome and lion-hearted hardihood as his high-spirited and hardball haranguing is hardly hyperbolic but is, in fact, a haggle not half-hearted. And now a hasty and hurtful adieu, harassed by headhunters, this hale and humorous humorist honors his hearers with his handle, Huxley.