Don't call me that

[Quindiana Jones]

Harle.

[Roto13]

Just change your screen name already.

[Quindiana Jones]

I hope you get appendicitis.

And it's hardly my fault you people are ridiculously stupid. Can you lick your elbows? No. But that's not for lack of trying.

[Roto13]

Maybe they're like me and they call you Harle on purpose. :P

[Evastio]

I'm not saying. It'll only hint at my real name.

I guess I will say I don't like being called naive. Basically I find it as offensive as calling a poor bum on the street a millionaire. (calling someone something they want to be but they have no chance of being.)

[Quindiana Jones]

Maybe they're like me and they call you Harle on purpose. :P

I guessed that most of you did that anyway. So basically, I hope you get appendicitis.

[Tasura]

Ricky or Dick, I hate being called those, and I don't respond to them either.

[Serapy]

I didn't like when people called me a rabbit

[Iceglow]

In the style of Psy going on about being called "Mipaul" I have often been called all by my mother:

Paul - this is my older brothers name.
Jason - this is my eldest nephews name.
Tyler - this is the name of the 4 year old brat who lives with us aka the youngest of my nephews.

and at work:

Mark - the name of two of my mates at work who I am generally caught "skiving" with. Yes they're both called Mark.

[Zeldy]

Oh yeah, my Dad always gets my name wrong. He always calls me by my Mum's name, Gill. He even did it in the dentists and said "I have an appointment for Dr __, names: David and Gill __" and the women was like "uhh, we have a David and Amy __"? He's started doing it ALL THE TIME now, he calls me John, after my brother, sometimes too.

I like Ame, or Aym. Everyone should call me that

[ReloadPsi]

I hate people shortening my name to "Reload", and hate them writing "PSI" instead of "Psi".

Back IRL, using my last name or any variant of it is a big no-no because people either never pronounce it correctly or I don't like any of the variations. (As awesome as some people think "Ammo" sounds I don't like it for some reason.)

A frequent customer where I work addresses me as Boris. Every time. Without fail. And I think that's awesome.

[Quindiana Jones]

I get called Archie, Alfie and Alfred a lot. I don't mind.

Though some people have called me Scott. O_O

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I hate the name Robbie. The thing is, both me and my dad are Robert. Everyone calls my dad "Robbie/Robby". Thus I do not like being called Robbie. Call me Bobby (not Bobbie!) or any variant of it (such as Bobbert, Bobberto, Bobbo, etc...But not Boobie. I used to be teased with that name).

At one job they call me Rob which was weird.

Most people call me Bobby. Only teachers, profs and people I do not know well call me Robert.

[Agrias]

I hate, hate, hate my greek name. I always used to be made fun of in elementary school for it

"OMG LOOK! ITS ALIKI FOSSET!!"

[Madame Adequate]

Don't mind anything people call me online.

Don't mind most of what people call me offline, except for my old name, which gets anyone except my grandparents ignored.