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    Basically tell us what you think the above poster's table etiquette is like. (If they eat all respectfully and slowly, if they hoard all the food on the table, if they're really picky with the food they eat, if they arrange the food in some strange way before they eat it, etc.) Also try to wait a few posts before you post again.

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    I'd imagine that Evastio chops up all of his food into tiny bits, makes lines with them, and snorts them.

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    Momji lectures others whenever they do something improper, isn' that right momi?

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    eats as quickly as possible
    Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ


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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldenboko View Post
    Momji lectures others whenever they do something improper, isn' that right momi?
    Absolutely. <3

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    Wears a bib.

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    Has impeccable manners and silently judges those who are sloppier than him.
    Oh, did I mention I'm awesome?

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    dolentrean likes to eat with his hands when the forks and knives start to slow him down.

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    Rubah probably eats perfectly finess when in company, but uses her hands and shoves it all in when alone


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    AK probably faps on his food, then eats it, because he's a spooney-bard. :mog:

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    The Fonz is Jesus, the food just floats to his mouth

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    Fonz only eats cheeseburgers and fries, but never gains any weight for some reason.

    EDIT: GB eats ass because he's faster than me and I don't like it.

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    Roto takes what he really likes, unless someone he really likes prefers it. But if it's something he's indifferent or moderately disposed towards, he's quite happy to go without.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roto13 View Post

    EDIT: GB eats ass because he's faster than me and I don't like it.
    Can't beat Chocobo speed

    PS- Make sure you post for MILF!

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    Roto eats Chocobo with Cim

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