Rubber gloves. I always seem to break the right one. Never the left.

Stairs. I'm always falling down them when I'm drunk.

My bedside table. I bang my head on it every night.

My mom's DVD player. I'm usually quite good with technology but I can't for the life of me figure out how she changed it so everything's purple.

Beds. I'm always breaking them. I've been through 6 in the last 10 years.