god and ill be a herm
god and ill be a herm
I like chocolate!! No matter what flavor you get, you can always taste the broken dreams!
~Dead people should stay dead, otherwise whats the point of killing them???
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If I were a girl I'd want my name to be Gigi and I'd be a superstar, I'd have my own beach home and my own clothing line and my own country![]()
I would be one hot man. My name would be Moses De Maupassant and I would have a long moustache and play with it while reading Chekov in Starbucks nursing a cappuccino.
also maybe a soul patch.
and all the ladies would talk to me because I'm such a hottie.
I would have a manly name like Maximillion Olympia Guatemala Maximus.
And yes that's a girl's name.
But he takes it like a girl therefore making him Quina! so if he was to have a sex change it wouldn't matter because he would still be a Quina since no one can tell the gender Quina is meant to be.
If I was a girl? Well since I have a guys name that a fair few people shorten to Stef (derrived from the fact that my full name is Steven, greek people tend to call me Stephanos or Stef for short) which could be mistaken for Steph the shortened down version of Stephanie I suppose I could be called Stef stillWhat would I do? masturbate, masturbate, masturbate...probably have sex the once with a guy to find out what it is like and if i like that sensation then continue doing so if I don't I would turn lesbian because well, I could earn crap loads of cash just from secretly filming my sexual antics and putting them online and charging $29.99 a month to be a member of my site and $14.99 to download the videos for 30 days.
Ron
Boldly go.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
I'd moan and whinge a lot
...Geddit?
I have no idea what my name would've been had I been born with a vagina. If I had a sex change I'd change my name to either Amy, Rachel or Michelle. I've always liked those names.
The messenger is standing at the gate
Ready to let go
Ready for the crush
Too late for whispers
Too late for the blush
The past is mercy
When the future is aglow
I'm pretty sure I'd be a skank if I were a girl. I'd whore myself out to an entire football team and stuff.
..also, play with my breasts all day long.
I like being a girl.
If I was a dude, I'd be the gayest dude ever known. I'd prolly also work as a personal shopper for people.Oh and my name would be Rick! Rick the gay and wonderful personal shopper!
I would play with my boobs, look at myself naked in the shower, ask a hot guy out on a date/romantic dinner/kiss, going into the girl's restroom fior the first time, go shooping with my friends, etc
Edit: fien
My name would be Alexandria Eurydice Xochitl.
I would be Empress.
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