I have to be the voice of reason here that confirms that astrology is a whole bunch of crap made up every week by fat 35-yo virgins in their mother's basement.

Astrology 101

1. Be as vage as you can be, that way the suckers get pulled in.
2. try not to remind anyone that tens of millions of people are born on the same day, as then they would start to question whether it applies to them all, instead of just them.
3. try to make some money off of it when you can.
4. Will propably only work on females.