Poorly executed.
This story is either a poor attempt to cover up the truth, or you just spent months crafting an April Fool's prank nobody cares about.
Good job, either way.
I'm not mean but Sir Edeon already made a friend of ours cryhe's eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil
*snip*
Even though it's April Fool's, please don't link to pictures containing profanity. ~ Zeromus
This thread wins, because it's filled with so much fail.