I always found 'the good book' to be oxymoronic.

After all, we know that books are boring pieces of .

From this fact we can instead see that the divine source of inspiration must be a videogame. After careful studying, I have reached the conclusion that Final Fantasy IX is the holy video game, divinely inspired by God. That God is of course Steiner. Final Fantasy IX is merely a vessel portraying the great works of Steiner. From it we learn to pay homage to his almighty reign.

Our Steiner, who art in Ivalice (whoops, I mean Gaia)
Hallowed be thy penis
Alexandria come, thy will have fun
On Gaia as it is in Beatrix's room on a Friday night
Give us this day our daily Gysahl pickles
And deliver us from Quina
As Quina eats our food by trespassing against us
And lead us not into the temptation of beating the crap out of that worthless lowlife Zidane
But deliver us from thievery
For thine is the protection of Garnet, the power and the penis
For ever and ever.

Stein-men