WALRUS WALRUS WALRUS

[Loony BoB]

[obligatory insulting/dismissive/mocking post]

[Heath]

Happy birthday, Paul. Hope you have a great day and - just because it's your birthday - I'll hope Liverpool win tonight

[Agrias]

Happy birthday you amazing nut you! And may it be one of drunkedness and sex. <3

[Miss_Lulu]

happy birthday kid.

[Faris]

Happy birthday you room.

[Dolentrean]

You had a birthday?

I need to pay more attention to these things.

[I Don't Need A Name]

Happy Birthday Paul my old new friend
now wheres my £20?

[Psychotic]

I hope you have a fantastic birthday, Paul!

F. Torres like a mad mo'fo'!

Happy B Day Paul!

Why thank you. I like the colouring.

It's only been a few seconds of his day and already there's a thread. Been waiting for this for a while eh, Jess?

Happy yet another Birthday, piglet. See ya in August hopefully.

You're the piglet to my Owl tbh.

One day when I have millions and millions of pounds I will buy you Fernando Torres!

It's only been a few seconds of his day and already there's a thread. Been waiting for this for a while eh, Jess?

Damn right I was. :laugh:

Nando is priceless! PRICELESS!

PAUL!!!!!!!!11


Happy Birthday, man! Remember when we were 12 and 16 and became friends? Now you're 21! Christ! Can't wait to send you your birthday card.

PS: Only 1.5 more years until we can hang out every single day ever.

I don't remember such times. I have deliberately tried to forget.

Hahahahahahaha 21 years old. What a nub.

hb tho

I have little field experience but damnit I know how to fire a semi-automatic weapon.

thx.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY FOR BIRTHDAY CAKE!

My mum always makes my cake and it always tastes good.

thats just crazy! xD

happy b-day, mi amigo

Thank you Mr. Knight!

Yeah! Walrus time!

How old is paul now? 12?

15 I think.

YOU'RE ALL GROWN UP, PAULY BOY

All my aches and pains seem to worsen by the day.

You can drink in the US, too now!

Sure can. I can also stand as an MP and be sent to an adult prison in this country. Full set of age-rights now, hooo!

You put it in the hoop like slam! Happy birthday!

That's how I beat birthday.

Only 21? You utter child you Psychosis.

Happy Barfday!

My body feels young but my mind is very old so what do you say you ca...oh I'm not gonna quote the whole thing.

Jo Barf Creepy is awesome.

Happy Birthday! Go on, take some cake.

Thank you! I do believe I shall.

We shall honor today by somebody posting that .gif of Paul humping my dead Halo corpse.

Go ahead.

Do it.

You know you want to.

It's sad that I'm the one who has to do this!



Rogue helmet up in the heez'.

Happy Birthday, Big Boy.

The only thing that's big around here is my ego!

21? Man you are so old. Happy birthday.

Haha, a couple more years and my hair will be snow white. Why thank you!

Heck yeah!

Happy 21st birthday, Psy! Here, have a dancing walrus.
YouTube - dancing walrus

Thanks, Booka T'. Thanks for the card too but hell I'll PM my thanks to you about that as well.

<3 hapbday dumbutt <3

dumbutt...dumbass? OH GOD RUBAH WHY. :weep:

Happy (belated?) birthday. *puts cake on top of Psychotic's head* Balance it and you can have it.

Aint belated. Oh I bet I can do this!

Happy birthday Psycho Paul!

Thank you Miriel Hannah!

Just think, by the next time this thread comes around you'll be 22!

Sounds like a wager to me.

And in no time, you'll have a mid-life crisis. Have a magical fried birthday.

You're perfect, yes, it's true! But without me you're only you! etc.

A very happy birthday to you! Have a great one!

Thank you Mistah Breeeeeine.

one love breda

I and I be needin' more clots from babylon my youth.

You know, a while back, Levian and I were talking about sending you something for your birthday. Maybe you didn't know but that's why I'm telling you now. I'm pretty sure that we decided on a pair of scissors. Would you mind terribly if I sent you a pair of scissors for your birthday from us?

Merry birthday, Psychotic.

I love scissors. No exaggeration. I could not live without scissors. So I'd appreciate it.

Don't forget the note where we encourage him to run with them.

Always a note.

[obligatory insulting/dismissive/mocking post]

fag etc.

Happy birthday, Paul. Hope you have a great day and - just because it's your birthday - I'll hope Liverpool win tonight

You must have jinxed us! Thanks anyway.

Happy birthday you amazing nut you! And may it be one of drunkedness and sex. <3

Had a couple of drinks down the local earlier but I am sober and very much unlaid. Come fulfill me.

happy birthday kid.

Thanks ace.

Happy birthday you room.

I am not a room.

You had a birthday?

I need to pay more attention to these things.

I still have one as far as I know!

Happy Birthday Paul my old new friend
now wheres my £20?

Did you check down the back of the sofa?

[I Don't Need A Name]

i tried, all that seems to be there is some chewing gum, and a left over drunk 80year old from your party...strange

[Shauna]

Happy Birthday! Hope you had a good one~

[Freya]

Happy birthday babe! Hope it's buckets of fun!

[Madame Adequate]

PAUL!!!!!!!!11


Happy Birthday, man! Remember when we were 12 and 16 and became friends? Now you're 21! Christ! Can't wait to send you your birthday card.

PS: Only 1.5 more years until we can hang out every single day ever.

I don't remember such times. I have deliberately tried to forget.

So you concede that such days existed?

[Rocket Edge]

Have a good one Paulie.

[Baloki]

[obligatory insulting/dismissive/mocking post]

Too much effort to write my own jokes nowadays...

Edit:

Happy Birthday, Big Boy.

The only thing that's big around here is my ego!

In fact I don't need to write my own jokes, *laughs endlessly*

[Lawr]

/!\
H A P P Y
B I R T H D A Y
!!! P S Y C H O T I C !!!

Hmm..It'll be Faris' foot