I am not in shape, but most of the fat on my body is collected in my belly and my ass. I have a giant ass and I am a guy. Apparently, it is from my dad's side because a school teacher who used to live next door to us came up to me and grabbed me by the belt loop and said "You have the *insert my last name here* butt!".

I dont try to get ino shape because I am just too damn lazy. I know a lot about the importance of fitness, but I often just don't care. Sometimes when I am bored I will do push-ups or sit-ups or something.

I dont really eat a lot of bad food, just a LOT of normal food. not bad but still a little fatty. And I like to snack. Like with potato chips. I love potato chips. I can eat an entire bag every day. I don't, but I could.