Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus View Post
Quote Originally Posted by Harle-Quin View Post
What the Hell kinda lame full English is that, Manus? Only one sausage and egg? And chips? Who has chips? Fried bread, not chips. Also, I see no black pudding.

Do it right, or don't do it at all.
GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A FULL ENGLISH IS THEN
You're damn right it doesn't! I make better Full Englishes than that!

EDIT: Crikey, it actually really doesn't. You need at least 3 sausages. And they have to be big fat ones too. 4/5 slices of bacon - proper bacon. Loads of baked beans. 2+ fried eggs - scrambled if prefered. 2+ fried toast. 3+ fried tomato. 2-4 pieces of black pudding. Loads of fried 'shrooms - this is the best part, as it just soaks up all the flavour from everything else. And even then I still think I'm missing something. Oh right, a nice big cuppa tea. HP and tommy sauce.

Apparently there's somewhere in Blackpool (I think) that does a MASSIVE Full English, and if you can finish it you get it free. Any confirmation on this? When I heard about it, I figured I'd probably need to fast for about 3-5 days if I was planning on finishing it.