The Official Avalanche Party Thread

[Momiji]

Looks like Meal Ticket tuh got butthurt and banned us. Well, we're back now.

This only proves how corrupt Shinra is-- abusing power for petty reasons. Also, this also proves how Avalanche is good at defending their incapacitated-- both by FM sticking our thread and closing Ingsoc Shinra's thread and TSoL relaying messages. It proves that we are still able to deliver. We are like a hydra-- cut one head off, and there will be another one to deal with. We're back, and now all we want is to liberate one coin from you-- of course, it isn't enough to buy a life, but it means you don't continue! I brandish my Lavatein and attack with Starbow Break speed!

...and then there will be none.

DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
SEE THE INVISIBLE
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

[Tavrobel]

TOUCH THE UNTOUCHABLE
BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE
ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH

Ahh, at last, after ten thousand years, I'm free. Freed from the burden of the world of C. But I have learned the truth. It is the will of the world, and not even the power of kings can compete with the people. Overturned earthen creatures. Be prepared to feel the wrath of the universe.

[Fate Fatale]

Shinra is corrupt. If you support them, you support corruption. Down with Shinra!

[Goldenboko]

For being such a staunch Shinrist, gobo, you speak pretty haughtily to your CKs.

But I love them. So it evens out.

EDIT: Oh Neo, it's fun to watch you try to make this so srs busniess =D

Wait, so you don't even think of these elections as serious? My friends, you have heard it here. Shinra Doesn't care if they win.

Why would the figureheads not care? There can only be one reason. They themselves know NOTHING will change, regardless of which of the two parties win.

However this also reveals another startling truth, Gobo is not in fact just another Cog in the Machine, he knows to much for that. He is in fact one of the Machines operators, working diligently to keep his precious contraption together.

A Vote for either Avalanche or Shinra is a Vote to further Bokos plan.

You're rich.

[Tavrobel]

You're rich.

... more like a pathetic and duped tool, dragged along by the ends of his wears into a future where he is given "authority" to keep him in his place.

I feel bad for you, GB, that you cannot even see the mirror. If you bothered to look at the reflection, nothing would be there. You are not yourself. You are but a puppet of the organization. How you can withstand the fact that your reality is not quite what you think it is, is beyond me. I weep for you.

[Fate Fatale]

*The Avalanche Party added to wiki*

Update it, Yo!

competitions:the_avalanche_party [Eyes on Final Fantasy]

[demondude]

I was fooled into getting banned! I should have known better, I therefore quit from this dirty party.

[Momiji]

I was fooled into getting banned! I should have known better, I therefore quit from this dirty party.

You pathetic weakling.

BIND BACK HIS CORKY ARMS, FILTHY TRAITOR.

Hang him instantly, pluck out his eyes, and rip the haunting smirk from his face.
May heaven help him, but only through its plagues.

For our means secure us.

Think, you fool. You were banned by someone from Shinra! By going over there, you're supporting your ban.

[demondude]

I am seeking refuge in Shinra now, I am not a push-over!

[Momiji]

No, but you're an imbecile. Enjoy seeking refuge with those who banned you. You'll soon find they are much more corrupt than we are. Being banned should have showed you that.

Oh, and we're so much more fun.

[Goldenboko]

Is this how Avalanche treats its weary members? No wonder DD is turning.

[Momiji]

Is this how Avalanche treats its weary members? No wonder DD is turning.

No, this is how we treat traitors.

[Goldenboko]

Is this how Avalanche treats its weary members? No wonder DD is turning.

No, this is how we treat traitors.

Traitor? Quite a strong word. Come DD, you'll be safe with reasonable people.

[Tavrobel]

Zetsuboushita. The sad state of the affairs of the world have left me in despair.

[Momiji]

Is this how Avalanche treats its weary members? No wonder DD is turning.

No, this is how we treat traitors.

Traitor? Quite a strong word. Come DD, you'll be safe with reasonable people.

Such a strong word perfectly defines him.