IT'S THE PO PO! OH SHIIIII-

[Jiro]

It'll probably be another incident in which the neighbours call the police and tell them that I'm shooting at them with an air rifle. I'll have to hide my "air rifle" then, which is actually a bunch of fire crackers I was throwing around
If I could not talk my way out of trouble, I would fight back with my super blunt katana and incapacitate the officers. Then I would grow a beard and flee to Mexico with my friend, they'll never think to look there!

[Del Murder]

In my one and only encounter with the police...

1. Hide all my booze because I was drinking underage at a public school!
2. Unsuccessful flight!
3. Where was I running to? The familiar place called ANYWHERE BUT HERE!
4. Exiled to my room and then moved to a permanent facility at Longs Drugs.

[Marshall Banana]

I'm a good girl, unlike the rest of you. :snowgirl:

[Prisonic Fairytale]

I'm a good girl, unlike the rest of you. :snowgirl:

Being a good girl gets you nowhere.

[Jiro]

I'm a good girl, unlike the rest of you. :snowgirl:

Being a good girl gets you nowhere.

Except the target of the bad people

[Marshall Banana]

I'm a good girl, unlike the rest of you. :snowgirl:

Being a good girl gets you nowhere.

That's not true.

Santa is real, you know.

[Shoeberto]

I run around the corner as they chase me, quickly pull off my false outfit revealing my business suit, do a heel-turn 180 and walk back around calmly.

"Hey, buddy, you're under arrest!" they say.
"Who, me? I am a business man, merely returning home from a busy day at the office!"
"But... you look just like him, but in a business suit!"
"I take offense, sir! Who is your superior officer?! I must speak with him at once!"
"Oh, no, I've already got two strikes with the chief -"
"Well, then, I recommend you hurry on and catch that horrible criminal!"

Then I return to my kiddie porn dungeon, escaping the law yet again.

[Laddy]

I will not fight, fighting is the action of cowards. I will not flee, for I am not ashamed for my actions.

I will resist any attempt to be moved. These men shall NOT chain me.


Indeed they are!

[Værn]

1. Loitering
2. Flight
3. East
4. A dark cave
5. Eaten by a grue

o.O
Epic.


My friend just mentioned that game a week ago. What's it called again? I've been wanting to download it again since then (I've never gotten very far D=) but keep forgetting the name.

Anyways...
They're after me for stealing from a catnip field.
Weapon of choice: My claws
When (if) they catch me, they'll probably take me to the local shelter and try to put me down... BUT I WON'T DIE SO EASILY!!!

[Peegee]

I do something illegal every day. But let them try to prove it.

Oh man I really need to change my operating system.