Lol Booze, Cake, and trying to steal the groom. Sounds like my kinda wedding
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Lol Booze, Cake, and trying to steal the groom. Sounds like my kinda wedding
I wonder if the fact that Shlup died deleted the baby as well, it never happened before so it might be the case. =/ Also if a Sim uses the telescope in the daytime, an angry neighbor might come out of nowhere and be annoyed
Wedding is a very big xD. I love how the only Sim to lot laugh at me was Milf, and that Shlups arm goes through DK. Jessweeee is a very active ghost it seems xD
This makes me want to play the Sims again, but last time I d/led an expansion I got a nice letter from EA.
I can't decide what my favorite thing about this episode was:
1) Psy's misery.
2) Dan refusing to let others dance.
3) Rye getting electrocuted and then dancing.
I hurrrrr'd.
Really? I have all of them and haven't gotten one.Originally Posted by Clouded Sky
This makes me want to play the Sims again, but last time I d/led an expansion I got a nice letter from EA.
Yeah. I was sad. Fine, but sad.
Dan wins that episode, hands down. Also, this is probably the greatest thread on EoFF.
I love how the Sim's favorite thing to do is piss on the floor xD
Dan turning the radio off made me laugh hard. The wedding was funny too! Especially qwerty getting laughed at by everybody. Man, I love this whole thing.
I think Dan coaching Psy at the punching bag was clearly the best part.
Day 11: Sitcom Desperation Act I
Every sitcom, in its latter stages, ends up deciding to throw a baby into the mix to spice things up. Only Fools & Horses, Friends, Scrubs, Malcolm in the Middle, and so on. Oh what witty jokes about diaper changing and whatnot are to be had, or maybe jokes about babies talking to adults through telepathy, they are pretty funny too.
Well, we're not mainstream. We're going to torture this baby just as much as we torture our Sims. Here we go!
As if smurfing in front of Jessweee wasn't enough, these two then have to smurf in front of Bunny too.
This guy busts a move. Incidentally, he is the best dancer in the house. Yes, his dancing skill is higher than even Dan's!
Oh crap did her waters just break?
Yes I think they just broke.
"ARRRRRGH OH GOD IT HURTS!"
"What do you want me to do about it?"
The proud father arrives and apparently he finds childbirth to be arousing.
"I sense a disturbance in the force!"
Here the little beast is.
It's a girl! Sorry Rantzien.
OH MY GOD A BABY OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!
I quickly annex part of the main bedroom into becoming scrumpleberry's room.
"So, you're a father now. How does that feel."
"Well it feels ju-"
"WOW CHECK OUT THE ROCKET IN MY POCKET!"
"Welcome to motherhood, bitch!"
Yeah thanks for that, Jesse. As if this child wasn't brain damaged enough.
The pool is empty...but there are no gravestones. Where did they go? Did they die or what?
Dan is little spoon. Rye is big spoon.
Also, thanks for censoring out Tidus's head, Sims! It really is offensive.
"Take note. This is what we call a 'weirdo'. You will be seeing a lot of them during your time here."
This man would rather scrub every surface in the house than hold his baby.
Uhhhh are you sure this is a good idea?
Oh right, as soon as she loses her belly, I want to nail her. How very superficial. I like it!
Haha look at this fruitcake, going bowling in his speedo an...wait...where is scrumpleberry?
"The baby needs its diaper changed? smurf that, I'm going bowling. Here you go, floor".
With the parents smurfing, we need an emergency diaper changer.
Ah, you're already covered in piss, you'll do nicely.
OH MY GOD SEX!
And then a little Knowledge bubble pops up above his head, so apparently he's learned something. "Ah, so the penis goes inside the vagina. Of course!"
Great work Rye.
Dan makes a paper aeroplane and begins to fly it all around the house, making plane noises.
Rye comes over and wants to make out, but he totally ignores her for his plane.
Someone finally takes scrumpleberry. "One day, my girl, all of this will be yours. The Death Chamber, The Execution Pool, The Ferris Wheel...all of it!"
Paper aeroplanes get me pretty hard too.
Wow he's really fired up now.
scrumpleberry declares war by vomiting all over her father. This unprovoked act of aggression shall not be tolerated.
She is passed onto Auntie Rye while Daddy goes and takes a shower.
scrumpleberry hates Auntie Rye.
So she passes him onto Dan, who immediately puts the baby onto the floor. "Awww hell naw, I aint holdin' no crazy cracka's baby".
Yes let's hold bears while there is a smurfing baby on the floor. Good job, team.
At least the bear hates Captain Planet.
I then install a DJ Deck. Hells yeah go Dan go.
Psychotic promptly dances the macarena to Dan's hard house mix. My Sim is so smurfing white.
I also install a strobe light in scrumpleberry's room, because it's never too early to give your child epilepsy.
Oh no. Oh no no no. He's found her.
Keith, despite stinking like a Frenchman's ballsack after he has seen a German, just has to go bowling for the third time today.
This guy goes dancing to Dan's beats. He just sways from side to side with that grin on his face.
Before I am reduced to sobbing my eyes out at this sight, the phone rings.
Cowgirl Whore sure does have a thing for Shlup.
I also gave them a radio controlled car, and look who just had to play with it first! Honestly how can you not love that face?
This baby produces a hell of a lot of crap.
This is apparently a meat sandwich. What kind of meat do you think it is? Beef? Chicken? I, personally, am going with placenta.
"Hey Shlup, you want to keep your baby safe, right?"
"Yeah"
"I know of a great place to keep her safe"
"It's in your belly, isn't it?"
"WHY DO MY PLANS NEVER WORK OUT
He's not the only one freaking out. Well done, EoFF, you have broken a man. Well, a Sim.
P: What the hell are you doing?
H: Just giving the people what they want.
P: :rolleyes2
Oh dear lord no.
Dan lets off a seriously impressive fart. It's not bad hygeine lines, I heard the damn thing. Just look at it. Dayumn.
Christ, will these ghosts just smurf off already?
Then my Sims are hit with a weird glitch. They won't do anything for a couple of hours. If I tell them to do something, they'll do it, otherwise they just stand bolt upright. This is not good.
However I think it got fixed because the McWhiteBreads ended up taking over the DJ Booth and rocking out by the end of the night.
Goodnight, scrumpleberry. Enjoy your strobe light, bitch.
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HAHAH I love how depressed Psy is xD
Hux looks a lot like Evangeline Lilly (Kate from Lost) in this picture.
And make more babies, dammit!
Hahahahaha Keith.
Hux over that crib is frightening, especially once he starts trying to eat her stomach first.
If Shlup and Psy die will Social Services come for the baby?
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