The EoFF Dating Game

[Bunny]

I know who number one is.

[Laddy]

LAWL. I feel a little glee in my pants now.

[Psychotic]

You think #1 is the best, Yaridovich? She sounds like a right bitch. Who the smurf hates the Simpsons? (I AM ONLY JOKING PLZ TO NOT BEING OFFENDED!!!!)

Hey, #3, if he doesn't want you, I'll have you.

[Yar]

Okies, I think I've got an artistic theme.

I like to do brand new things and unconventional activities. Life should be an experience! So, in a drawing, song, sculpture or a series of poems, demonstrate the perfect day that we'd spend together!

[Bahamut2000X]

So it is only Yard who gets a go?

For this game yes.

But if people enjoy this enough I'll run future editions and give more people a chance at it. I would love to do another go at this, some of the reasons why people would make good bachelors was great, Maxx in particular I recall having one very excellent reason, among a few others. So if this is well received you can expect many more Dating Games in the future.

[Bahamut2000X]

Since this art project seems a bit tougher then the previous round I'll extend the duration another 24 hours so the rest of our Mystery Cuties can get their artwork in.

[Yar]

Since this art project seems a bit tougher then the previous round I'll extend the duration another 24 hours so the rest of our Mystery Cuties can get their artwork in.

Yey!

[Bahamut2000X]

After a long extension here we go!

Mystery Cutie 2 sadly was busy and couldn't meet the deadline.

Our Perfect Day

Our perfect day would be filled with happiness
We would love each other for just who we are
We would play games, sing songs, and make sweet love
We would caress and hug and kiss and relax

Our perfect day is endless, it'd never cease
We would both laugh and cry and smile and play
We would feel pure and ever so deeply loved
We would lie down simply to know we're in love

Our perfect day needs no sex, booze, or Lionel
We would smile at the face of the other
We would laugh at the absolute worst jokes
We would love each other 'til the end of time

Love ya, Yar-Yars! <3

My submission:

The Perfect Date, a Haiku

Eat a nine course meal
Go home and make love for hours
Then order takeout

And that concludes round 2!

Next will be the third and final round. Until then Yars, why don't you give some feedback on who is wooing you this round.

[Psychotic]

Oh I like number 1's the best this time. It's cute. But will the man with the green font agree?

[Miriel]

My submission:

The Perfect Date, a Haiku

Eat a nine course meal
Go home and make love for hours
Then order takeout

I like your style, Mystery Cutie #4!

[Bahamut2000X]

Alright today is the beginning of the final round for the EoFF Dating game! This final round is promptly named the...

Happily Ever After Round(Props to Monda for coming up with the idea for this round =D)

Here's how it works, our handsome bachelor Yars has been captured by an evil dragon and becomes the <s>Damsel</s> Dude in Distress! It's up to our Mystery Cuties to save him!

They do this by telling us their exploits of how they defeated the dragon and saved Yars!

So there you have it. Time for this final round to begin! Let's hear those tales Cuties! As always PM all submissions to myself, you have 24-48 hours to do so.

[Yar]

!

[scrumpleberry]

Oh, this should be good. Showcase your chivalry, wit and daring, candidates, and win the fair maid's heart!

[Bahamut2000X]

Well the 48 hours has gone and passed, and it seems many of our Cuties have something called, a real life. So I'm extending this game a little bit longer and will do a one by one reveal of what the cuties submitted for this round so the busy ones have a chance to catch up, which will happen....soon.

[Yar]

Well the 48 hours has gone and passed, and it seems many of our Cuties have something called, a real life. So I'm extending this game a little bit longer and will do a one by one reveal of what the cuties submitted for this round so the busy ones have a chance to catch up, which will happen....soon.