First and foremost, nothing trolled and flamed here is against Squiike personally.
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Quote Originally Posted by squiike View Post
Omg tifa got big braestssS!!!11one11!!! which do u think is best? tifa or aerizzzZ? breast over brain yeah! omgz rolf. And i absolutely love the One winged angel song! omg they sing in a language i cant understand and its so mysterious and uber cool!
Tifa or Aeris? Ya typical fanboy response, you know there's other females in the game other then those 2. Hell their not even good choices, Tifa is nothing more then the large boobed eye candy of the game who is basically Laura Croft in Asian form, stripped of any and all personality. Aeris is your atypical girly-girl in a dress "Oh I must save the Earth and be all about love and peace" she's an effing hippy! We all know where love and peace gets you in a fighting game...



So if your into doing dead hippy girls, by all means go ahead. And about Tifa, rather then waste time drooling over a fake 3-d polygon with boobs, why don't you just go out to some party and meet REAL women with REAL breasts? OH wait, that might not be possible for you cause of this...

and sephiroth is teh sexxorz
Clearly your gay. I mean seriously, your oogling over a dude! Granted a very girly looking dude, but a dude none the less! And he's emo for crying out loud!



Let's not forget he's sword is clearly compensation issues. In fact I bet is Sephiroth had a larger girth, we wouldn't be talking about how terrible a villain he is now, and be oogling over the other better villains in the game. Don't even get me started on how he's a momma's boy. He spends the whole game crying and looking for his mama. Of all 12 lines Sephiroth utters in the game, at least 95% includes talks on his mom. And you know WHY he's obsessed with his mom? Ever fight her final form? You know with all those tentacles? :yamete: Ya, dude is one sick mofo. Of course this solidifies my belief that he's just an inbred lesbian chick in disguise. I mean no dude would be into tentacle rape, but if it were a chick pretending to be a man, well that explains everything. Though that leaves the fact that she's a very manly looking dude. Ergo your still gay for loving a manly looking chick.

And lastly, One Winged Angel? Come on, terrible song, seriously now. In Sephiroth's final form he CLEARLY has 7 wings. How can he be called a ONE winged angel when he has SEVEN of them is clearly beyond me. Beyond the idiocy of the name, is all the ooohs and aaahhs it gets for having some latin in it. You know what else has latin in it? A medical text book, and you don't see people about spasm over hearing latin in there!