Quote Originally Posted by Miriel View Post
It's literally *the* worst film I've ever seen. But it's sooo hilariously bad. Couldn't stop laughing during the whole, "THIS IS THE SKIN OF A MONSTER!!!!" scene. Oh gooood. xD

The acting was so bad that I actually suffered embarrassment on behalf of the actors. So cringeworthy!
Seriously. My girlfriend and I were laughing throughout the entire movie. The first 30 minutes we had to pause it every once and awhile to bag on it hard. We also cracked up everytime Jasper showed up on screen. She kept yelling "OH GOD HE'S CREEPING AGAIN" at one point.

We had to pause it after the glowy seen because we were laughing too hard and couldn't hear anything that was going on. Admittingly, I enjoyed Emmett's character. I think he did the best job acting because he was only on screen for like 20 seconds.

We're trying to come up with a drinking game now but it's really hard. You either don't drink at all or you get totally smashed in the first 5 minutes.

Quote Originally Posted by Momiji View Post
What the hell ever happened to vampires bursting into flames of awesomeness when exposed to sunlight?
That's a pretty new belief in the Vampire belief system. Stoker completely smurfed the entire thing.