I Didn't Expect That From You

[Evastio]

Everyone expects that I'm a total ladies' man IRL. They're wrong. Any attempt to talk to the opposite sex results in garbled sentences and embarassment.

That's just messed.

Then again, it's much easier getting over your shyness online than it is in real life.

couple of people here might expect me to be.

I always imagined you having a higher pitch to your voice, Evastio.

I second this.

Thirded

I can't take much more of this. :sweatdrop

I'm really wanting to post a voice clip of me right now so I can prove you all wrong, but this is probably just some trick to provoke me into destroying my secrecy so I'll refrain from doing so.