Eeeew, baby making! Oh, wait, that means unrestricted awesomeness! *Free as a bird*

And the best...paaaaaaart!!! Oh yeah, I did it. How was that baby?

WTF ARE YOU READING? F*%^#$% reading Twilight!? I was awesome!!! I lasted a whole two minutes this time![/quote]

lol

My girl watched Labyrinth during my first time with her. I guess she liked what little Davie Bowie's package was doin' more than mine.[/quote]

*Puts hand on shoulder* I feel your pain. At least you have an excuse though. I drug myself on for a grueling 28 minutes my first time before I finally lost my inner warrior, and I thought that was like wonderful for first timers. She just got up, put her clothes on, said good job, then went and made us sandwiches. Then we watched a Goofy Movie. I was crying blood inside. Other than that she seems to enjoy it now though. Im still self conscious about doing it though. I always think one thing just messed it all up, you know? Women can be so unforgiving. I WAS GREAT!!!
Wasnt I?