45) Be a banned member's second account
There's plenty of reasons why people are banned. They could be a troll, they could have posted porn, they could have just become an asshole after a noticeable change in personality after a certain amount of years. Now of course, that isn't to say that people who
start as a jerk will be spared from the glorious banhammer.
But there's something
even more to be said about people who get banned and come back. EoFF is such a magnetic place full of vibrant personalities and thoughtful conversation, that people just can't stop themselves from being attracted to the allure (*snicker* yeah, really *snicker*). As it turns out, insulting someone on the internet is always met with retaliatory and escalating force; indeed, paired reactions are not always equal, nor opposite.
Enter the second account: man's way of fighting the oppressive regime of the internet-ass-kicking in an attempt to aggravate those in charge some more. But to be truly exceptional, you've got to be able to stick around this time, only because of the graceful amusement of the regulatory elite. Yeah, you never really got away with it in the first place.
So, EoFF, I wonder who has acted like one the best in the last six months? For all we know, we might be onto something.