i was at a rock concert with my boyfriend (he's got bladder problems) and then they asked us on stage cause they were making fun of his bladder problems
and then he PROPOSED ^___^
naturally i said yes because his bladder problems mean i'll soon have all of his estate
too bad the band sucked
I've been studying ALL smurfING DAY for a physics midterm I have on tuesday. smurf the Biot-Savart Law. I guess this is what I get for getting irresponsibly drunk on Saturday night when I should've been studying :aimmeh:
Pretty boring day for me. Played l4d with my good friend who is uni for a good couple of hours, looked for jobs, listened to music. Right now I'm a little drunk on white wine and craving chicken nuggets. Oh, and I'm on this site, whatever.
I woke at 12:22 to BJ texting me a photo of the manager's dog, who apparently has been riding on the tour bus for the last few days. That tour bus actually did have a ninja on it, by the way. It was small and plastic and was in the bucket of Halloween candy a fan gave them.
Anyway, the picture was to show that the dog has his own "all access" laminate for the concerts.
My mother arrived at 12:32, at which time we watched Office Space. After it was over and while dressing myself, I decided it was time to bequeath to my mother my old retainer. I told her to put it with my baby teeth, which she said she threw away. Witch.
The two of us left my house at 2:48 to meet her friend for lunch, and at 2:49 the aforementioned friend texted us to tell us that she was (a) running late and (b) for us to start without her as she had stopped for a giant ice cream sundae and was full. She was originally supposed to meet us at 2:00. WTF.
By the time we were able to escape her clutches, most of the stores we wanted to go to were closed thanks to the smurfing Bible or something. We went to the mall where I got my scar and browsed Hot Topic. They were selling True Blood, which I was at first excited about but then I saw that it was $24 for four bottles and that is just ridiculous. It's like Powerade or something.
So I bought an Ariel blouse for $9.95 on clearance and came home and did this. And now I'm going to watch some more of Heroes season three and then try to figure out how to get that much blood out of carpet.
Thank you for asking.
Bunny's the only one who gets it.
E for effort: TUH. Needs more funny.
Krissy gets nothing because he just copied Bunny.
Everyone else can get arse cancer and wither away.
Don't be all coveting my Ariel blouse, you bastard.
I had a valid question!
You most certainly did not. Daven isnt' a ninja, he's a smurfING ninja.
I just did what everybody else did and listed my day. That really happened.
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We went to see a nig run and then we went out for tacos
Well he must do something else every once-in-a-while.Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
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