Quote Originally Posted by Zeldy View Post
I never stay in the happy drunk stage for long, I drink too much and end up in the not-even-able-to-speak drunk phase were I just can't even keep my head up. It's not good. I got kicked out of a club for being too drunk once and I fell over in some glass and laughed when my legs were bleeding.

There are many many things that have happened whilst I have been wasted which I will not go into.
Stop drinking then you moron.