Winner: Bunny
Runner Up: Tavrobel
In approximately forty years they're both going to be old men yelling at small children to get off their yard while poking them with a cane.
And then one of our nephews will come stay with us because his mom is a stupid floozy and we'll buy a bunch of weird stuff, including a lion who we will let the boy take care of. Then we will tell him a bunch of old stories that aren't really true about our lives and he'll come to love us and we'll give him our massive amounts of money. Sounds like a good movie!