I have a list!

Miley Cyrus: Her music, her speaking voice, the way she is used to indirectly sell sex to young children (I realize that last part is more Disney's fault) . I hate hate hate her!

Susan Boyle: I agree with Sharon Osbourne she looks like a hairy arse or that she had the fastest selling debut album ever, you come from a second rate reality tv show. Go Away!

Jedward: I'm willing to pay money to anyone willing to kill these 2 little sh*theads! I appreciate that only Irish & English EoFFer's have the displeasure of knowing who they are. I'll pay €10,000 for each of them!

Cheryl Cole: Sexist Woman in The World eh FHM? Don't make me laugh!

Simon Cowell: For being responsible for most of my list!