School bans dictionary for vulgarity

[Raistlin]

No, this is not from The Onion.

I did not think it was possible for me to be astonished by the obnoxiously retarded antics of school bureaucrats anymore, ever since a 13-year-old girl was stripped in a search for contraband Advil. I was wrong. I'm not sure if I want to laugh or go punch every single public school administrator in the country.

And where is this school district? No, not Texas. Not Florida. It's in California.

[Rantz]

I... wow. I don't know what to even say about that.

[Moon Rabbits]

Where's the "like" button?

[Shlup]

Oh, Menifee, why am I not surprised? To be fair, like 90% of Menifee is super old people.

How sad for them. I kept my big dictionary with the dirty words on purpose, so that when my students used them I could make them look up the word and copy the definition.

[PuPu]

Ha, they're actually going to review and read through the entire dictionary.

[Moon Rabbits]

Seriously, though, this is over "oral sex"? I was using waaaaaaaay more vulgar terms in elementary school, and I did not dun learn that stuff frum tha dictionary.

[Raistlin]

Ha, they're actually going to review and read through the entire dictionary.

Yeah, that's almost a suitable punishment for being so retarded in the first place.

[LunarWeaver]

I didn't know anyone bothered with an actual dictionary anymore. He stumbled across it, please.

Oral sex Definition | Definition of Oral sex at Dictionary.com

Am I going to be banned now?

[rubah]

It's like they want kids to turn to their ignorant peers when they discover naughty words.

[Rad Bromance]

Menifee may as well be Texas.

I don't know which is dumber though; this, or the people who wanted an Ebonics class students could take as a foreign language.

[Vermachtnis]

Wow, just wow. That's the craziest thing I've heard in awhile.

[Rodarian]

Wow...certain parents should grow up...

[eestlinc]

if they would stick to single words like a self-respecting dictionary, there wouldn't be this problem.

[Sephex]

I consider Texas, Florida, and California to be their own counties as it is. Further proof acquired!

[Jiro]

Now we just wait until they decide it needs to be censored on the internet too.