Ok guys, I was joking, let's not freak out. The bass player in my band is one of my favourite people in the world (and an amazing songwriter), but it's fun to rag on other instruments. "Oh, you play lead guitar? I should have known, the spotlight's really given you a healthy tan." "Say what you want drummer boy, at the end of the day we all know you're just going to be sleeping with the singer's leftovers."

Lie 10 up

P.S. Anyone who's seen Victor Wooten or Les Claypool would be insane to say that Bass isn't hard to master.