It's not like anyone of any worth or value wants you for your body.
Also quin I am kind offended by that I don't want you posting in my thread anymore
It's not like anyone of any worth or value wants you for your body.
Also quin I am kind offended by that I don't want you posting in my thread anymore
I'm a ZOMBIE now.....
HOTROD
"Lets go for a spin you and I"
*rips your arms out their sockets*Originally Posted by Necrotic
It's not like anyone of any worth or value wants you for your body.
Also quin I am kind offended by that I don't want you posting in my thread anymore
Hey now fella, dinner and a movie first. I'm not that kind of reanimated corpse!
BRAAAAAINS!
Your order, sir. Unfortunately the waitress had a quick nibble of it as she brought it over. You just can't get the staff these days!
*nam nomamrmghrmgmrmmmm*
But Quin, your mother, dude I didn't want to be the one to tell you this but...
Your mother came to me last night begging me to turn her in to one of us. I mean I was shocked, confused and flabbergasted I had to ask her why she wanted to join us. I was asking because well, her son being such a huge bigshot 501st member and all surely she was happy with that. However she broke down in tears and told me her story of why she wanted to be a zombie because she couldn't bear to look at the deformed depraved abomination she should have had aborted in fact she believes she should have cut your daddies testicles off with his own lightsaber before she let him impregnate her with you. Her only chance of repenting is to come become one of us. So ofcourse, I had to oblige her and bite her delectable breasts numerous times. Then I bit her in other naughty areas, and now as I type this she's nibbling on an all important part of my body O nom nom nom.
That's coldblooded.
That's brilliant.
My mum bit Icegnaws cock off. Now you know why the 501st pay her so much. And I feel significantly less guilty about ploughing your gran now.
I'm sorry, I forgot to mention, to make your mother better at being a zombie we removed her dentures and hid them so unless she intends to GUM my penis off I doubt that she could. See we never trust anyone. Also as a Zombie, she forgot all mention of the plans though you know the 501st if theres 501 of them well, they're welcome to pay for her services as a prostitute which is what we turned her in to btw me and Necrotic are the pimps anyone wants her freed needs to beat us both from within "the cage" on halo 3.
Edit: Oh yeah baby using your own arguments about lesser intellect against you = instant victory!
Icegnaw, you've done it again.
The reward for your quips will be brains, brains, and more brains! That and Quin's mother, I guess, if you really want that...thing.
I'm game.
NCG lets see it!
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