Call me mister

[Iceglow]

Also when you get a girl who hits on you who is 18 and you end up realizing theres 7 years between you two in terms of age. That's painful. Thankfully I am a firm believer of you're only as old as the person you touch and also have a very immature personality for my age.

Jesus christ there is no way there is nearly 7 years between me and 18

NO WAY

i refuse to accept it

Dude it's worse for me, my oldest nephew who I remember being a spoilt little who I could beat up with one hand tied behind my back when he got unruly and the little girls who he was friends with who had crushes on me...Yeah guess how many years older than my nephew I am...7 years older they're now the 18 year old girls I'm looking at and going "holy smurf she's hot" and at the same point I realize who it is and I'm like "...I remember her barely outta nappies"