Call me mister

[Citizen Bleys]

My sister being a decade younger than me constantly reminds me that I'm getting older by asking me things like, "Who's Nsync?"

I'm 14 years older than my sister, nothing she really does now makes me feel old. Thinking about her future makes me feel really old though, like when she'll be old enough to start dating or when she graduates high school.

There is not much you can do about the latter problem. Fortunately, the first issue is extremely preventable.

Dating, or getting old enough to do so?

Either way, I'll distract the cops.

[Jings]

I have a tweed jacket. I was going to wait 20 or so years but I thought what the hell, I'll just buy it now. It's awesome by the way.

[NorthernChaosGod]

My sister being a decade younger than me constantly reminds me that I'm getting older by asking me things like, "Who's Nsync?"

I'm 14 years older than my sister, nothing she really does now makes me feel old. Thinking about her future makes me feel really old though, like when she'll be old enough to start dating or when she graduates high school.

There is not much you can do about the latter problem. Fortunately, the first issue is extremely preventable.

Dating, or getting old enough to do so?

Either way, I'll distract the cops.

[Raistlin]

There is not much you can do about the latter problem. Fortunately, the first issue is extremely preventable.

Seriously. My sister is 11 years younger than me, but unfortunately I'm out of the house now and so incapable of locking her up.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'll most likely not be here anymore when my sister is a teenager, but I swear to God I will still come back to threaten any little boys that want to get at her.

[Iceglow]

Also when you get a girl who hits on you who is 18 and you end up realizing theres 7 years between you two in terms of age. That's painful. Thankfully I am a firm believer of you're only as old as the person you touch and also have a very immature personality for my age.

Jesus christ there is no way there is nearly 7 years between me and 18

NO WAY

i refuse to accept it

Dude it's worse for me, my oldest nephew who I remember being a spoilt little who I could beat up with one hand tied behind my back when he got unruly and the little girls who he was friends with who had crushes on me...Yeah guess how many years older than my nephew I am...7 years older they're now the 18 year old girls I'm looking at and going "holy smurf she's hot" and at the same point I realize who it is and I'm like "...I remember her barely outta nappies"

[Rad Bromance]

My sister being a decade younger than me constantly reminds me that I'm getting older by asking me things like, "Who's Nsync?"

My brother, who's eleven years younger than me, saw an old audio cassette I had in all my stuff one day when I was moving and asked me "what the heck is this?". That made me feel pretty old.

Oh, and when he asked me what POGS were.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Also when you get a girl who hits on you who is 18 and you end up realizing theres 7 years between you two in terms of age. That's painful. Thankfully I am a firm believer of you're only as old as the person you touch and also have a very immature personality for my age.

Jesus christ there is no way there is nearly 7 years between me and 18

NO WAY

i refuse to accept it

Dude it's worse for me, my oldest nephew who I remember being a spoilt little who I could beat up with one hand tied behind my back when he got unruly and the little girls who he was friends with who had crushes on me...Yeah guess how many years older than my nephew I am...7 years older they're now the 18 year old girls I'm looking at and going "holy smurf she's hot" and at the same point I realize who it is and I'm like "...I remember her barely outta nappies"

Lol.

I'll be 32 by the time my sister is 18.

[Citizen Bleys]

I'll be 45 by the time my sister is 18.

Criminy.

[Rad Bromance]

I'll be 45 by the time my sister is 18.

Criminy.

Holy wow! Your parents took a long break between kids!

[black orb]

>>> What a bummer I dont have a young sister, if I had one I would like her to marry the oldest eoffer here..

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'll be 45 by the time my sister is 18.

Criminy.

Jesus! You win.

[black orb]

>>> He must have very young parents, my mom was unable to get pregnant long time ago..

[Citizen Bleys]

The difference between me and my sister is that she was conceived on purpose.