smurf Mexican canines

Saw a coyote/wolf wandering about so I bravely knifed it in the face to defend the townspeople. $5 bounty; Mexican army trying to kill me. Must've been someone's pet. Sheesh, you try to do a nice thing! Then, out in the wildnerness, I saw a pack of coyotes and decided to murder them to teach them a lesson - they can pay for my bounty fees with their deceiving pelts! It's a small bounty, yes, but it's the principle of the thing. Do you know what happened? I shot at one and I was thrown off my horse and received "Honor -50". What the smurf? It turns out I accidentally shot my own horse, the golden coloured stallion you get early on with Bonnie that I've been riding all this time, in the smurfing head.

I hate Mexico.