That reminds me! What I hate the most on the road are the stupid smurfing impatient people that refuse to wait like everyone else does. Did you really need to change lanes, speed up, and cut in front of me? No you're not getting where ever the smurf you're going any faster, you're still behind a smurfing car. I wasn't going that slow just for s and giggles.

It's usually at this point that I will change lanes and drive right along side them so that they can't merge lanes anymore.