Bring your wheelchair then.Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Well I'm gonna.
Durp.Good thing, too, or you'd be full of self-loathing.
That sounds lame. LAME.Come the New England we have Americas Stonehenge and viking ruins and. Just the rest of the USA isn't old
You should definitely visit DC sometime. I will drive up to take you guys out to lunch or something.
Are you kidding? And you live how far away from New Mexico? The Redwood forest?
Well I was gonna say go to Atlanta because I liked it, but smurf you and nevermind!
I've always wanted to go to Sao Paulo. Take me there.
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Thank you for talking me out of ever going to DC.
What's in New Mexico? Nature doesn't count, duh.Are you kidding? And you live how far away from New Mexico? The Redwood forest?
The Grand Canyon was a billion times cooler than I thought it would be though.
Never heard of Sao Paulo. Is it in The South? 'Cause, seriously, smurf that. Gross.
Only some of the oldest buildings in America, derpface.
You are forbidden from going to the Grand Canyon unless I am accompanying you.
It's in Brazil. So yes! It's in the South!
The Grand Canyon was a billion times cooler than I thought it would be though.
Never heard of Sao Paulo. Is it in The South? 'Cause, seriously, smurf that. Gross.
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Pffft, you know meeting me would be fun. I would be on my best behavior too. I have even started a checklist: "Things not to say to Amanda in front of BJ:"
1. Do not talk about her boobs.
2. Do not talk about her ass.
3. Do not talk about any pictures of her boobs.
4. Do not talk about the number of people who have seen those pictures.
5. Do not talk about her being a whore.
6. Do not talk about our business arrangement.
7. Do not talk about any stories of Amanda's past sexual escapades.
8. Do not talk about Amanda really being a man.
9. Do not talk about how much head he must be getting due to his name.
10. Do not crack jokes about the size of Amanda's vagina.
11. Do not crack joke about how Amanda could use the Washington Monument for a dildo.
See, I got it all covered.
That's my point. They're, what, maybe 300 years old? Meanwhile, I'm walking through the most epic parts of Tokyo, randomly past buildings that are at least 400 years old. Hanging out at temples that are 800 years old. In Tokyo you can piss in a toilet older than the oldest buildings in America.Only some of the oldest buildings in America, derpface.
Me? I went almost two years ago. It was awesome.
ETA: That's actually a pretty good list so far. I somehow doubt you could stick to it though.
Dammit to hell. Oh well. If you ever come back, you're forbidden to go without me.
Because you live near there or because you demand the honor of pushing me off the edge?
If anyone ever goes to Memphis, I'm available.
If by near you mean three hours and by demanding the honor of pushing you off the edge you mean demanding the honor of pushing you off the edge, then yes.
No, kidding. I'm really not a pusher.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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