Hello.
I am Mr. Completely Harmless Man.
I am here to be completely harmless and I have no evil intentions whatsoever.
You can trust me with whatever you can, for I am trustworthy.
MY REAL NAME IS OF COURSE NOT MR. COMPLETELY HARMLESS MAN THAT IS ONLY A PSEUDONYM TO KEEP MY REAL IDENTITY SECRET TO KEEP THOSE THAT I KNOW AND LOVE FROM HARM.
There is nothing sinister about my pseudonym at all, after all I am Mr. Completely Harmless Man, who is obviously completely harmless.
