I actually have no problem with the name Apple, it's kind of cute. But I was grasping at straws from the get-go, I needed more xD
EDIT: I forget the topic but IMAGINE IF two people with hyphenated names married and hyphenated their names again for the kids.
West-Horton-Causer-Smith OR SOMETHING AMAZING LIKE THAT. It gets even better when you add more names.
West-Horton-Causer-Smith-Hobbes-Moore-Rivera-Miller-Bieber-Garner. What a behemoth. You'd have to name the kid something short, like Joe.
Joe West-Horton-Causer-Smith-Hobbes-Moore-Rivera-Miller-Bieber-Garner. Kid is bitchin