Nick, while your historical "football derives from all games played on foot by people who didn't play polo on horseback" argument is one I support, this is modern day.

And assoc != soccer. Wtf man whoever invented that is balls insane.

AFL is allowed to be football, but not the football.

The rest of you s, I swear to god. Cuch I think you need to hold me before I have a break down HOW ARE THEY SO WRONG WITHOUT REALISING

EDIT: Bunny and Rantzy seem to be on the right track too. I love you guys