The Secret Police

[Jentleness]

But I have laser guns. Right? Don't I get laser guns??

No one ever explains these games to me. I want elephants too.

Stupid woman, how can you be "secret" if you go about travelling on an elephant? I see it now:

Watches as a parade of elephants goes by, "them there peoples are teh secret police, not so secret nao are they *snicker*"

Hey you! Come have a glass of wine with me and shut the smurf up!!! :hello:

With a mouth like that you should join us Jen, not only do we have Clo The Wine Maker, but we have Cookies made by SK!

I could never join a group who admitted to the graffiti trout on my precious Kitty Power Skin! smurf the Warriors, I am going to shoot all of you!!! :shoot:

Also, I need more wine :mymelquiver: