Man, you guys must be into self-harm because a lot of you are gunning to be people who went through some seriously major bad times.

I'd be Bill Gates. A safe life, a solid mind, a buttload of money, a wife and kids. And the mind to be generous with said money. What's not to like about that life? Sure, it'd be nice to be better looking, but them's the breaks. So long as my wife was faithful then I can't see why I wouldn't be happy.

EDIT: Alternatively, a hot, rich, successful (happiness-wise) homosexual chick, purely so I can find out what it's like to be a girl, but without having to do it with a guy. =x I'm not sure of who this is, so maybe it's someone in the future.