I don't get how you can win Fantasy Football and get it so wrong, Donal! Liverpool will easily finish above Spurs. It took them until the last couple of games to do it last season, and you have to bear in mind we had a face-rubbing lunatic and an emo spaniard for half of it. I GUARAN-DAMN-TEE we will finish ahead of Spurs. If we do not, I will willingly put on a Harry Redknapp (or Gerry Francis!) avatar for a month afterwards!

Sorry but finishing above Spurs is all I have left in football, okay?

Oh, and Arsenal will win no trophies too. Just 'cause.