Girl Friends

[NorthernChaosGod]

Our beer is better than american beer

No it's not, you twat.

[Jiro]

Isn't mexican beer actually good?

[NorthernChaosGod]

None of the ones I've had are very good.

[Madame Adequate]

>Maori
>Australia

Son, are you high?

[Pheesh]

foa, I think you should marry me instead of Jiro. I am of better genetic stock. Britain is infinitely better than Australia, which is why we stomped the trout out of them in World War 2. Do you want weak pisswater drinking children, or tough, manly James mothersmurfing Bond children?

ps: I'm rich

Didn't you guys just sit around drinking tea. and learning German just in case, until America came along and saved you?

Also, James Bond drinks watered down Martinis and in my experience none of you guys actually sound like him, too righ' like innnit?

[Rye]

I have a hard time making girl friends because I'm kind of, you know, a sperg lord.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You're an aspie?

[Jiro]

>Maori
>Australia

Son, are you high?

Technically no.

Not only do we own NZ, we also have selective breeding programs to ensure that our race is dominant. Because behind our hyperprudism, we're actually psychopathic bitsers looking to conquer the planet.