Basically, you get into a truck that has been lifted (I think that's the term) or maybe a jeep, and you tear through the mud. Usually, it's with a 4x4 truck and the exciting bit, aside from the mud flying everywhere, is that you slide around out of control and risk getting your truck totally stuck.
Although a ridiculous practice when seen by those on the outside, muddin' is a sign of skillful driving as any pedestrian who hops in any old car (that ain't built for muddin') is probably just going to get swamped.
If a truck or car does get stuck, we get to pull out the John Deere, and that's when things get even more fun.

Anybody who enjoys the X-Games can relate to dirtbiking through the mud. I think we can all agree that that's cool. Doing it in trucks and 4-wheelers is cool too. There's just a redneck stigma.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure I'm correct. This is mudding if it's what I've done before (I've done this before), and I've done it with two of the hottest blond babes I ever met, if that makes it any easier to swallow for y'all.

And cow tipping is not only mean, it's downright impossible. Every cow I've tried to tip has either been sleeping while settled down and not on all fours or else simply way to heavy to push over. I've never actually seen it done, and I consider it a myth that always seems to have been done by a friend of a friend of a friend or some such thing.