I want you to play NetHack

[Madonna]

I saw that you've been playing a little, Lynx. How's it going over there? Watch out for those bats, foxes, and, erm...cram rations! ;D

I was most pleased with the cram ration death. Kicking the stairs? Not so much.

Edit:


I was so stoked when I saw the room from the hall, and then disappointment set in when the shopkeep clarified it was his store.