I'M AN INTERNET TOUGH GUY LISTEN TO THESE STORIES WHERE I WAS A TOUGH SOB IN FRONT OF MY FEMALES

SO LIKE THIS ONE TIME YEAH I WAS LIKE SO AWESOME

AND THERE'S THIS OTHER TIME TOO!

ASK JULIAN CUZ ONE TIME I BEAT HIM UP WHILE HIS WOMAN CRIED IN THE CORNER AND THEN I WAS LIKE WOMAN I SMOTE YOUR MALE YOU ARE MY MATE

AND THEN I WOKE UP FROM MY DREAM AND CRIED IN A CORNER OVER WHAT WILL NEVER BE