How dare you.
Paul Chuckle is my Godfather. He admitted to me that he used a clip-on for the last series.
Moustaches are great for that Eurotrash look. Which I am obviously going for as soon as I grow my hair out.
a moustache is a fine and tricky creature, however one that can be tamed into a fine addition to your life, if nurtured correctly and all appropriate measures are taken. you have to get into the right mind frame first; you have to become one with your facial hair, in order to spawn this rare and often misunderstood creature. it's habits and lifestyle often vary from one to the other - this can often give people the false assumption that it is a very unreliable and inconsistent creature, which obviously is WRONG. twisted, sick and wrong. you get me? measures have to be taken. you can't simply wing this. you are gambling a lot, the stakes are high but if you do this right you could come out on top!
That's actually Chuck Norris' moustache. He doesn't smurf around when it comes to growing facial hair.
I have the ability to grow an amazing moustache when ever I let it out of it's box.
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I keep a beard, but lately, I've been letting the edges of my moustache grow out and have started twisting them into funny little curls with some wax. It's a very different look and I get differing responses. Many tell me how awesome it is. Some literally point and laugh at my face.
If you had to ask me, I would say that a mustache looks good on no one under the age of 45.![]()
I'm not old enough or manly enough to grow a good moustache, so I manage a creeper moustache, at best.
I have been doing Shorty's beard contest since it started and STILL NO BEARD