Oh god let me tell you. I drank last night, and I'm still a little drunk at 11:00 AM. I couldn't turn down shots.

Anyway, I became excited because my boyfriend's ex was barhopping with us and I wanted to make her feel uncomfortable. But, she ended up being responsive to what I was saying, which I was proud of, so instead I tried to make the little girly girl either make out with me or come back for a threesome.

Yikes. I need to go drink some agua.